Ladies and gentlemen, hide your children!
Brunei has undergone some bizarre ecological change that has drastic effects on our lifestyles as we know it. Day by day, this threat has slowly grown from a mild nuisance to... a very huge nuisance! They have hit cafes and hang out spots all over the Brunei Muara district, and they are merciless. Women, children, old men with canes, young men without canes. They attack whoever and whatever they come in contact with, and all efforts to curb their onslaught have failed.
I speak, of course, of the MOSQUITOES!
They bite your arms, your legs, the insides of your thighs (especially annoying if you wear jeans and you cant scratch the spot through your jeans). They bite in the day, in the night. Why don't they have an off day? Maybe its because they only live one day? ARGH! Mosquito coils dont scare them, insecticide doesnt smell nice, and I still need to smoke in open air areas. Homaigod... Did the whole population of freaking frogs in Brunei die or something? Why in the freaking hell are these mosquitoes multiplying like Disney teen stars? Why dont they fly to the US and bite Miley Cyrus instead? I'm sure with her being naked most of the time (judging by her photos), the mosquitoes will have a large surface area to bite and enjoy a fat life (all 24 hours of it).
Can we blanket Brunei with pesticide for a day? Please? I'd like to go one day at a cafe without getting my blood sucked by a freaking insect smaller than my pinky. I'm thinking about bringing a bug lamp everywhere I go. Or getting a pet frog. I'll bring it around on a leash so it can excercise while it eats all the mosquitoes. I'm sure it will be pretty fat. As I type this, I have gotten bitten at least 5 times already, with a mosquito coil at my feet and a lit cigarrette in my mouth. The mosquitoes must be equipped with gas masks by now so they dont fear my smoky aura. Damn...
Can someone do something? Environmental board? Ministry of Health? Someone?
I'm changing my deodorant to Ridsect tommorow
Monday, March 9, 2009
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