Asswiping your Astro

With all our technology nowadays, you'd think they would design an Astro sattelite dish that can withstand heavy rains without breaking up. Or provide our dishes with a tiny umbrella to help it from getting dry (or wet) humped by the winds and the rains. If I start selling little umbrellas, or if I wanna trademark them, Astro Sattelite Sturdy Wind Interference Protection Equipment, or Asswipe for short, I might end up saving television viewers across the country from losing precious minutes of their favourite Astro shows. How bout it? Asswipe your Astro today!